Brandonball

Brandonball is a game invented by Brandon Calbart. Brandonball has no rules; the players make up their own rules as they go along.

Rules cannot be used twice, and any plays made in one game may not be made again in any future games. The game may involve wickets, mallets, volleyballs, and additional sports-related equipment.

Gameplay
Although all games of Brandonball are different, (you make up the rules as you go), many of them seem to involve a volleyball, masks, and pickets with numbers printed on them.

Key features of various games have included (in approximate order of appearance):
 * 1) Wickets
 * 2) Soccer balls
 * 3) Flags
 * 4) Masks
 * 5) Small signs with numbers
 * 6) Songs
 * 7) Zones/Sectors
 * 8) The "Opposite Pole" (Everything becomes the opposite; a player must declare when they touches it, but because it is the "opposite" pole, the player declares touching it by not declaring it)
 * 9) The "Very Sorry Song" (see below)
 * 10) The "No Song" zone (a player doesn't have to sing the "Very Sorry Song" if they are in this zone.
 * 11) The "Bonus Box"
 * 12) Croquet mallets
 * 13) Badminton shuttlecocks
 * 14) "Vortex spots" (the player who steps in one has to spin around until they're dizzy)
 * 15) The "Boomerang Zone" (A decree is returned to the player who called it and they must do what the decree says instead)
 * 16) The "Invisible Sector" (This sector cannot be seen and whoever wanders into it must close their eyes; the only way out is to get bonked by the ball)
 * 17) A volleyball
 * 18) Trees (as goalposts)
 * 19) Buckets
 * 20) Sacks
 * 21) The Brandonball theme song (see below)
 * 22) Decrees
 * 23) Water balloons
 * 24) Hobby horse
 * 25) The "Poem Place" (The player caught in this area will be forced to recite a poem.)
 * 26) The Bag Flag Zone
 * 27) The Secret Base

The Theme song
The Brandonball themes song is usually sung during the beginning of a game. Brandon sings the lead while the other player sings backup with "Rumma-Tum-Tums."
 * "Other kids' games are all such a bore!
 * They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
 * Brandonball is better by far!
 * It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
 * You don't need a team or a referee!
 * You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!"

The very sorry song
One day Brad Boller was at Brandon's house and the 2 were playing Brandonball in the backyard, and Brad "stole" Brandon's flag. As a result, Brad is required to put the flag back and sing the Very Sorry Song.

The "Very Sorry Song" has two parts, one sung by the one who did the action (the "offender"), and one sung by the person whom the action was done to (the "victim").