Chewing Magazine

Aspen Clark is a regular reader of Chewing Magazine, a publication for gum hobbyists..

Known content

 * 1) Special issues, such as one on the choice of available sugarless gum.
 * 2) Reviews of gum-chewing apparel, such as a perspiration-proof jersey covered in brand logos and fashion knee pads for ambulatory chewing.
 * 3) An article advising one to "warm up" before chewing. These warmups prevent the incurring of injuries due to neglect of stretching the temporalis muscles.
 * 4) Articles detailing how to set up a "mandibular fitness regime". With this interval training regime, one can build muscle strength and tenacity for better chewing.
 * 5) Articles on tongue exercises to blow bigger bubbles.
 * 6) Jaw exercise articles.
 * 7) Reader surveys. Aspen falsifies her answers to mislead pollsters.
 * 8) At least one quiz. The ten-question "Does Your Gum Deliver?" quiz allowed the reader to determine if their brands of gum was giving them "all that they were entitled to".
 * 9) An article that compares the top five brands of chewing gum based on flavor retention, elasticity, bubble capacity, and chewing rebound. It was accompanied by a computer graph which demonstrated compensation for various saliva acidities and allowed the reader to select the best gum for his style.
 * 10) Updates on available gum flavors.
 * 11) An interview with Bazooka Joe.
 * 12) Scores of manipulative advertisements.
 * 13) Advertisements for other gums like Dubble Bubble.