Brad Boller

Brad Paul Boller is a member of the Baby Einstein gang.

Brad
Brad is obsessed with a kid's show called "Happy Hippos". He has all the DVDs, finds the songs catchy, and quotes the characters daily. Sometimes, Brad can be somewhat insensitive and misses the big picture of things. Despite worshiping Happy Hippos, it is actually shown that he cares about his father and Aspen most of all. He also has an 8 year old sister named Jenna, who can be a bit pushy.

Brad wears glasses. And he is NOT wearing them to be stylish! His vision is poor, and the glasses help him see. Brad is the only member of the Baby Einstein gang to wear glasses.

He and his family used to live in Houston, Texas, but they moved to Denver, thus Brad speaks with a Texan accent.

Brad also likes to play with his hamster, Eris. With the help of his mother, Brad takes Eris out of her cage and lets her roam his room, but Brad must be supervised by his mom. When Brad is playing with his toys in his room and Eris is out of her cage, Brad uses Eris as part of his stories he's playing out.

Quotes

 * 1) "GABRIEL!!!!"
 * 2) "They haven't invented the wild 'n reckless sherbet that's too wild 'n reckless for the Brad!"
 * Ah, the sea. Whose water grows our gardens. Whose electric eels light our homes. Whose jellyfish fill our jelly-doughnuts."
 * 1) "AHA!" I don't get it."
 * 2) This is all a dream?! All right! Bring on the dancing tubas!"
 * 3) "NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!"
 * 4) "You were right about the potty fairy. But surely you must believe in the garbage disposal bunny."
 * 5) "Don't tell me to calm down! This is all your fault! Anyone with a brain knows that 'E' stands for....uh....ah.... 'elp yourself to some gas!"
 * 6) "There are no drawings."
 * 7) "Happy Hippos! NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!"
 * 8) "It could be you, or you, OR YOU!"
 * 9) "Are you kidding? I cried Twice times? When will the movie be over?"